The Do's & Don'ts Of Escort Bookings

Booking an escort should be exciting, straightforward, and drama-free. Whether you’re a total newbie or a seasoned regular, there are some golden rules every punter should know before, during, and after a booking. So if you’ve ever wondered how to avoid making a tit of yourself or how to get the absolute best from your time with a sexy companion, keep reading.

This guide lays it all out — the things you should be doing, the things you definitely shouldn’t, and the bits in between that’ll make your booking a hell of a lot more fun.

Before the Booking

✅ DO read the profile properly

Every profile is like a flirty little window into who an escort is and what she offers. Don’t just skim the photos, get to know her! Read her description, what services she offers, her rates, and where she's based location. It’ll save you a world of awkwardness later and gives you the best chance of finding the woman of your dreams.

❌ DON’T assume every girl offers everything

Nope, not all escorts do A-level. Or duos. Or bareback. Respect the listed services and don’t try to barter or push limits.

One of our escorts, Jess, once laughed, “I had a guy try to ‘negotiate’ over anal like he was haggling at a market stall. Babe, this isn’t a car boot sale.”

✅ DO shower and freshen up before your booking

This one’s so basic it hurts, but it’s still worth saying. Smell good, brush your teeth, trim your bits if you’re feeling generous. 83 percent of escorts in one survey said hygiene is the number one thing that makes a booking better. No one wants to play with a sweaty sock puppet.

❌ DON’T be vague when booking

“Is she free later?” doesn’t help anyone. Be specific: time, duration, incall or outcall, and the services you’re after. You wouldn’t order a takeaway without saying what you want and when.

✅ DO book in advance (when you can)

Last-minute’s fine if the girl’s available, but giving notice gives you more choice and gives her time to get ready. Also helps avoid the heartbreak of “Sorry, I’m already booked.”

Escort Jessie once told us, “The difference between a rushed punter and a planned one is like a drive-thru burger versus a steak dinner. I’ll still feed you, but only one gets dessert.”

During the Booking

✅ DO bring the correct amount of money

Agencies and girls appreciate prompt payment. Have the correct cash ready in an envelope or folded up discreetly. Don’t try to get frisky before settling up. Money first, fun second.

❌ DON’T try to sneak in extra services

If it’s not on the menu, it’s not happening. Trying to push boundaries is the fastest way to kill the mood and get your booking cut short.

✅ DO be polite and confident

You don’t have to be James Bond, just be chill. Smile, be respectful, and treat her like a human being. If you’re nervous, say so — escorts get it.

As Alondra puts it, “Some guys think they need to act macho. Honestly, I prefer the sweet ones who say ‘I’m a bit nervous, I’ve never done this before.’ I’ll take care of the rest.”

❌ DON’T ask personal or intrusive questions

No, she’s not going to tell you her real name, or if she has a boyfriend, or where she lives. This is fantasy, not Facebook.

✅ DO follow her lead

If she offers a drink or music, go with it. She knows how to set the vibe. If she gives you gentle direction in bed, it’s because she wants you both to enjoy it.

❌ DON’T overstay your welcome

When your time’s up, it’s up. Trying to loiter or “chat a bit longer” without booking more time is a faux pas. Time is money, darling.

Escort Letty shared, “Bless him, he tried to cuddle for 20 minutes after the hour ended. I had to gently tell him I wasn’t his girlfriend and he had to scoot.”

After the Booking

✅ DO leave a review (if the agency allows it)

Polite, respectful reviews help the girl get more work and show appreciation. Be honest, keep it clean, and don’t share private details.

❌ DON’T stalk or chase

She’s not going to fall in love with you (unless you’re in a romcom). Don’t message after asking personal things or acting clingy. Respect the boundary.

✅ DO rebook if you had a good time

Nothing makes an escort smile like a repeat client. If the chemistry was fire, feel free to book again. Just give her notice, don’t expect priority if you’re last-minute.

“I’ve got regulars who treat me like a queen every time,” said Anastasia, “and they always get the royal treatment right back.”

❌ DON’T turn up drunk

If you're clearly intoxicated and slurring your way through a booking, you could be turned away. Most girls have zero tolerance for aggressive or messy punters.

✅ DO reflect on what worked (and what didn’t)

If something didn’t click, maybe it was the wrong vibe, wrong girl, or wrong day. No need to take it personally — just try someone else next time with a better understanding of what you want.

Ready to Book Like a Pro?

If you’ve made it this far, you’re now officially clued up on the do’s and don’ts of escort bookings. Now it's time to put what you've learned to the test.

Explore our gallery of stunning Leeds escorts and find someone you click with. Book smart. Be polite. Smell good. And remember: if treat her right, she'll deliver a night you'll remember forever!